Parker Brothers CLUE Board Game, circa 1972
Do
you remember playing Clue? I haven’t
played that game for years, even though it was a favorite of mine as a
kid. But I was out in the woods the
other day, and I thought I would play a game of Clue -- The Woodland Edition. How about you, would you like to play too?
The crime scene and the body of poor Professor Squirrel, photograph by the Author.
While
I was out walking the other day, I found the remains of poor Professor Squirrel,
who had been brutally murdered, and worse, he’d been almost completely devoured!
Professor Squirrel, on a better day, from Wikimedia, HERE.
So,
who do you think killed Professor Squirrel, in the woods, near the creek? Was it Dr. Owl and the owl gang, Mrs. Red T. Hawk,
or that ruthless gangland enforcer, The Coyote?
The gallery of suspects, Dr. Owl, Mrs. Red T. Hawk and The Coyote! Photographs from Wikimedia1
The
Clues...
So,
what does the crime scene tell us? What
clues did the killer leave that will allow us to pin the blame squarely on him
or her?
Tracks in the snow...
First
off, there are no dog-like tracks anywhere near Professor Squirrel’s corpse. If it had been The Coyote who had killed and
eaten his old enemy, then there would have been coyote tracks around the
corpse, so we know it couldn’t have been The Coyote. He is off the hook...this time!
This time it isn’t The Coyote! “An eastern coyote in a Connecticut forest”, from Wikimedia, HERE.
Hmmm...
so, let’s take a closer look at the crime scene, what other clues are there and
what do they tell us
Feather marks and the body of poor Professor Squirrel, with wing marks on the left and tail marks on the right. Photograph by the Author.
An excerpt from A Guide to Nature in Winter, by Donald Stokes.
While
there aren’t any paw or footprints of any sort, near the unfortunate and
recently deceased Professor Squirrel, there are wing prints! Just as we thought, the guilty culprit must
be either Doctor Owl or Mrs. Hawk, but which one is it? Are there any clues which can help us decide
which one of them is the guilty culprit?
Yes, yes there are!
The freshness of the crime scene and
the time of day...
A zoomed in view of the feather marks and the Professor’s eye, photograph by the Author.
I
came upon the crime scene at about 5:00 p.m., on the 30th of January2,
it was just before dusk, on a cold day which had reached a high of 21o
F (-6o C), a day that had been beautifully sunny, with no snow or
any wind to speak of. The feather marks
were still crisp and fresh, which means that they hadn’t been there very long, because
if they had been, the Sun would have blurred and enlarged the marks. Also, Professor Squirrel’s open left eye
wasn’t filmed over or sunken in, and there wasn’t any frost on his cornea, this
is another clue that the crime scene was fresh.
So,
we know that Professor Squirrel must have been killed during the
afternoon. Now owls and hawks both will
eat squirrels, who are most active during the day, although they can be found
at both the dusk and dawn. But owls are
crepuscular and nocturnal, meaning that they are most active at dusk, dawn and
the nighttime hours, and hawks, just like squirrels, are diurnal, meaning that
they are most active during the daylight hours.
So,
it appears that Dr. Owl and the rest of the owl gang are innocent, at least of
this crime!
It’s not Dr Owl and the rest of the owl gang! From Wikimedia, “Barred Owl hunting in winter”, HERE.
Wingspan...
Red-tailed
hawks are common birds of prey where I live, and I see them often along the
creek where I found the remains of Professor Squirrel. That is why I at once guessed that it was
Mrs. Hawk who did the deed. And there is
one more clue that can help us prove that it was Mrs. Red T. Hawk, who did in
the unfortunate Professor Squirrel. Wingspan!
“But
how can you tell the wingspan of a bird from a snow-covered crime scene”,
you ask? Good question! By scaling the photograph!
Photograph by the Author.
To
scale a picture, you must measure a couple of things and then use some math to
compare them. In this case, I measured
the length of Professor Squirrel’s tail in my crime scene photo, at 40%
magnification, and came up with a length of 3-1/2 inches (8.75 cm). Then I compared this with the distance from
the Professor Squirrel’s body to the edge of the feather marks, which at 40%
magnification, was 10 inches (25 cm).
Also,
you need know the average length of a squirrel’s tail which is 8-10 inches (20
to 25 cm) long3. After that,
taking the ratio of the length of the Professor Squirrel’s tail in the picture,
to the average length of a squirrel’s tail, which is 9 inches (23 cm) long, and
comparing it to the distance of the feather marks in the picture, 10 inches (25
cm), gives us a length of 25.7 inches (65.3 cm). Then to get the total length of the wingspan we
multiply this distance by two, getting a total wingspan of 51.4 inches (130.5
cm). This length is within the average
wingspan of a red-tail hawk which is 44.9 to 52.4 inches (114 to133 cm).
The math for scaling the photograph and figuring out the wingspan, graphic by the Author.
So,
now we know that the murderer of Professor Squirrel was none other Mrs. Red T.
Hawk!
The guilty culprit, Mrs. Red T. Hawk. From Wikimedia, by Don Green, HERE.
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What?! ©”, where we will talk about skinning a couch and finding urban leather.
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is all for now, and as always, until next time, Happy Trails!
Notes
1 From
Wikimedia, “Barred Owl hunting in winter”, HERE;
“A Red-tailed Hawk at John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge at Tinicum,
Pennsylvania, USA”, HERE;
and “An eastern coyote in a Connecticut forest”, HERE.
2
There
had been no snow all day long, the winds had been light, and it had been mostly
sunny.
From Timeanddate, “Past
Weather in Buffalo, New York, USA — January 2022
3 “Mammals
of the Adirondacks: Gray Squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis)”, by Wild Adirondacks
Sources
April; “Do Owls Eat
Squirrels?”, [© 2022 Exploration Squared], https://explorationsquared.com/do-owls-eat-squirrels/#Do_Owls_Attack_Squirrels,
accessed February 5, 2022
Stokes,
Donald W.; A Guide to Nature in Winter: Northeast and North Central North
America, [Little Brown & Company, New York, New York, 1976] p. 271-296
Timeanddate, “Past
Weather in Buffalo, New York, USA — January 2022”, [© Time and Date AS
1995–2022], https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa/buffalo/historic?month=1&year=2022,
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Wikimedia,
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